The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

Also called a Royal Gay Oyster, this concoction is the combination of a jello shot and a split of champagne. A gay oyster is loosened from its cup and dropped into a small glass or fingerbowl of champagne. The whole thing is then taken in one shot or one drink.

Marathon brand frozen dim sim sliced in half lengthwise and cooked on the barbecue. Also known as 'Moe lobster' and 'Mo cray'. Originated in Melbourne.

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.