Slang for ovaries. Female equivalent to balls but , much tougher because girls don't cry after being punched there.
"You don't have the oysters to skydive."

"Oh, yes I do!"
by e-agree October 30, 2013
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1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)
an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.
by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2010
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1. Raw sea food.

2. Pussy.(of the female body)

3. Vagina.
Yoo Mikey sonn we need some
good ol' oysters tonight sonn son.

foorizzle we gotta do work
and eat some oysters upp sonn;
by ThePussyGobbler May 07, 2009
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The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
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The slow accumulation of semen in a woman's underwear following a man's ejaculation inside of the vagina when she stands up after reapplying said underwear
1. Yeah, the sex was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.

2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.

3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
by Savvy and Twat March 18, 2014
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Wanking into someones hand (or your own) then guzzling the contents down your throat as you would an oyster
Steph enjoyed her evening so much that she offered to go oystering after cheese and biscuits
by Steviet1811 February 22, 2011
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