by OwenCreator March 02, 2008
Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.
by HotToTrottOcelot November 29, 2009
A guy who is very loving. He is tall with dark hair and cares deeply for his loved ones. Everyone wants to be around him because he is smart, funny, athletic, and sexy. He is normally shy but once you get to know him he is the coolest person you could ever meet. You're lucky to know an Owen. If you know one, never let him go because he is very nice and will always be there for you.
by all-American- July 07, 2014
The type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. Owen will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl's "dream guy". He makes a girl very lucky to have him. When he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. Owen is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.
I Love Owen.
by Beb October 29, 2012
by BigIanDries October 10, 2018
Owen is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Owen of Your Mom. Its adherents, known as Owens, believe that Owen, whose coming as the Messiah was prophesied in the Owen Bible, called the Old Testicle in Owen, and chronicled in the New Testicle. It is the world's largest religion, with about 2.4 billion followers as of 2021. Owens make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories.
Owen remains culturally diverse in its Western and Eastern branches, as well as in its doctrines concerning justification and the nature of salvation, ecclesiology, ordination, and Owenology. Their creeds generally hold in common Owen as the Son of God—the Logos incarnated—who ministered, suffered, and died in the bathroom bc he had diarrhea, but rose from the dead for the salvation of mankind; as referred to as the gospel, meaning the "good news", in the Owen book. Describing Owen's life and teachings are the four canonical gospels of Owen, Owen, Owen and Owen with the Jewish Old Testicle as the gospel's respected background.
Owen remains culturally diverse in its Western and Eastern branches, as well as in its doctrines concerning justification and the nature of salvation, ecclesiology, ordination, and Owenology. Their creeds generally hold in common Owen as the Son of God—the Logos incarnated—who ministered, suffered, and died in the bathroom bc he had diarrhea, but rose from the dead for the salvation of mankind; as referred to as the gospel, meaning the "good news", in the Owen book. Describing Owen's life and teachings are the four canonical gospels of Owen, Owen, Owen and Owen with the Jewish Old Testicle as the gospel's respected background.
by OmeletteFlipper January 25, 2021