When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
A cock tease is an attractive woman who flirts without delivering the 'goods'.
An ovary tease is a man who flirts with women just for attention, and has no intention of getting romantic.
An ovary tease is a man who flirts with women just for attention, and has no intention of getting romantic.
by Mexican911 February 16, 2011
When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 02, 2021
Baisically it means that you just fangirled so hard that your body couldn't physically take it. Usually used to describe personally, and by girls.
by AWESOMKIDZONUD October 29, 2015
when someone is SO attractively perfect that a female's ovaries simply explode. Like feels to a whole new level!
Friend 1: I actually felt your ovaries explode when Mike started singing
Friend 2: Like... asdfghjkl
Friend 1: I know, I sensed your ovary explosion
Friend 2: Like... asdfghjkl
Friend 1: I know, I sensed your ovary explosion
by da ginger May 18, 2013
A reminder, to a woman, to maintain her place in the matriarchy and to be brave and daring despite insecurities.
FEMALE FRIEND: I'm dating this guy, but he never remembers my birthday and he always hits on my female friends in front of me.
SUPERGIRL: Ovary up, and dump that asshole!
SUPERGIRL: Ovary up, and dump that asshole!
by FUNKYBROWNCHICK January 06, 2007
The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
by Merkley April 03, 2014