used to define the sudden urge to rage quit against certain people.

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

An immortal robot from outer space, he has come back to life a million fucking times and loves saying the word hour in a fucking sentence. He also can't stand 5 seconds without an introduction.

A robot who in every show and every movie and EVERY FUCKING BIT OF MEDIA EVER has to die and come back to life in the literal next episode or season oh and don’t forget his most famous line: I AM

OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit”

You're doing a girl doggy style and you yell out when you're about to nut "Robots! Roll out!" Then the girl rolls over while making the "ch ch ch ch" transforming noise, shoves it in her mouth and you tell her "quick take the energon before Megatron sees us!" Then you cum in her mouth. She then holds your man gravy in her mouth, spits it in yours, lays back with her titties squished together and exclaims "The AllSpark, Bumblebee! Hurry! Put it in my chest!" And you spit spray it all over her titties

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.