Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
by The fucking man. February 06, 2004
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the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."
i totally optimus socked russell last night.
by thedragondoes August 11, 2007
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The friendly neighbourhood pimp with an obsession for hentai
That guy has SO MANY CHICKS!! He is Optimus Wangin'
by anonymoulous June 15, 2003
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Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.
That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!
by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004
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This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out
Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"
by OptimusPrime Time April 16, 2010
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Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.
Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.
by RandomComments August 11, 2009
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