A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend Alaskan Spear thrower classes.
1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".

2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
by gaztopfunkatronopolus January 09, 2009
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One of the higher class phones that comes in Titanium,burgandy,and black. It is an android smart phone. It has special features like visual voicemail , swype,and live wallpapers. Visual voicemail converts all your voicemails in to texts. Swype is a differnt way to text by simpley rubbing around your finger. Live wallpapers are interactible wallpapers. Overall the LG Optimus T is a wonderful,convinent,phone.
The LG Optimus T is a great phone.
by awesomeismeok March 31, 2011
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Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
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Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.
Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."

The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.

No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.
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A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.
"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"
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