A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend Alaskan Spear thrower classes.
1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".
2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
by gaztopfunkatronopolus January 09, 2009
One of the higher class phones that comes in Titanium,burgandy,and black. It is an android smart phone. It has special features like visual voicemail , swype,and live wallpapers. Visual voicemail converts all your voicemails in to texts. Swype is a differnt way to text by simpley rubbing around your finger. Live wallpapers are interactible wallpapers. Overall the LG Optimus T is a wonderful,convinent,phone.
by awesomeismeok March 31, 2011
Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016
Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"
Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
by Evelyn Noah August 18, 2011
Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html
by SirSimon July 02, 2021
Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.
by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021
"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."
"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."
"Guys, football and beer anyone?"
"Hi Darling..."
(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"
"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."
"Guys, football and beer anyone?"
"Hi Darling..."
(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"
by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017