Urban Dictionary: The Onion

ONION

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by Anonymous April 28, 2003

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To be absolutely silent as an onion is.

Mason: “Yeah, you’re the expert in quiet.”

Woods: “I’m a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that.”

by Swatboy0915 January 08, 2021

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an extreme expert in quiet, and a chance to get devoured by the great, the big, and the only Shrek.

Woods: We need to do this quietly, Mason
Mason: I am the expert in quiet
Woods: I'm a goddamn onion Mason
Shrek: WELL HELLO THERE!1!11!!!!!!111!

by dank memist December 12, 2020

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When you are in the midst of sexual intercourse, and you slam it in hard enough to hit her 'back wall'. Once that is achieved you may then yell "ONIONS"!

" Oh yeah baby, feel that, uh huh, oh...uh...yeah...ONIONS! "

by Tom & Paul October 28, 2006

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Something that is perfect for you. An act or item that you love or are really good at.

Willo, That chick is your absolute onion!

Thats my onion

by ziley December 04, 2006

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A slang alternative for testicles.

Lando Calrissian: "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got some huge onions comin' here, after what you pulled." (feints, laughs) "How you doin', you old pirate? So good to see you!"

by OMGDINOSAURSWOW September 14, 2010

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A term created by Chuck Swirsky, "onions" is when a Toronto Raptor hits a clutch shot in b-ball.

Swirsky "Are you kidding me!? CB4! Onions baby, onions!"
Jack Armstrong "HELLO!"

by Steve Nurse November 04, 2007

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