The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.

Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.