A junior high schoolyard game in which kids, usually boys, walk up to a friend or random student and slap him hard on the back of the neck. This behavior usually results in a red welt where the slap was inflicted. It’s origins have been traced back to the early schoolyards of the 1800s in Nova Scotia. Students think that because of its harmless name “The Ol Slaparoo” there are no consequences for it, but they soon discover that the principals flip their lids over this game. It’s like chill out you snowflake; it’s just a darn game.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A junior high schoolyard game in which kids, usually boys, walk up to a friend or random student and slap him hard on the back of the neck. This behavior usually results in a red welt where the slap was inflicted. It’s origins have been traced back to the early schoolyards of the 1800s in Nova Scotia. Students think that because of its harmless name “The Ol Slaparoo” there are no consequences for it, but they soon discover that the principals flip their lids over this game. It’s like chill out you snowflake; it’s just a darn game.