When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020
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When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure
Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?
Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!
Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!
by Dadadad4 May 31, 2018
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The best DLC in history, yes better than the land DLC for fish that led to our existence. However, you bought the fitness DLC for the game that is life. You let an 8-ball fall, test fucking failed
Octopus expansion, better known as be a fucking octoling or perish is the best. You disliked this, test failed
by iddunno March 22, 2021
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Jye wivells absolute Fire of a spotify playlist! Thus bringing the fire of the flamethrower, but also gets you moist like the ocean that is an octopus. Thus kosteninflatie 8 times in a row Will get you going
by Danique1490 November 06, 2017
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Elijah is my octopus friend.
by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021
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A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 23, 2010
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