A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

1. A Little Debbie product consisting of oatmeal cookies and buttercream
2. A guy who’s breakfast was not prepared for what was coming (no pun intended)

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.