Urban Dictionary: The Oatmeal

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

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cold oatmeal

What psychopath would eat cold oatmeal

Bob: hey person 1, person 2 was caught eating cold oatmeal.

Person1: disgusting what type of person would do that

by IHateOatmeal August 10, 2021

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1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal

by mixon606 January 27, 2018

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1 2 oatmeal

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018

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that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.

What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A

by a dumb donkey August 16, 2021

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Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019

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Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit November 10, 2015

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