An antisocial man that acts all tough but that is actually a teddy bear. Doesn't like friends but only socialises when there is a quick get-out route/escape.
i.e. whilst cycling - 'Good Morning!' - and speeds past the other person to get away from them! - There goes a Norrie!
by Peanut85 June 16, 2017
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N. Rhyming slang. A girl who is a squirter. From the later erstwhile nazi sympathiser and BBC Record Breakers co-host Norris McWhirter
That new chick I’m dating is a proper Norris. I went down on her last night and she gushed all over my face!
by Gogs206 March 31, 2020
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1. To be extremely angry and annoyed.
Actually has no relation to the stupid Chuck Norris obsession, but was actually the interpretation of a 4 year old trying to say that she was "annoyed".

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George Bush's existence makes me norris.

If you don't stop being so norris, I'm not going to share my funonions.
by xthorcorex November 24, 2006
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a young girl who's face resembles chuck norris so much that she gets the nick name norris
"WOW did you see that girl!"
"yeah, why do u think we call her norris?"
by aly sims August 30, 2009
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A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
by Stanley Marsh January 10, 2007
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