a person that always want to talk with michelle :P,, hoping that he could fuck her,, and be his gf,,, he really loves michelle soo much :)
by love u michelle March 04, 2009
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A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.
'We pulled down Alex's shorts in PE'
'Did he have a Norman'
'Yes, its a short story'
by Alex Norman June 12, 2008
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A boy from a family friendly anime (the promised neverland) who simps for emma

personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc
just imagine seeing a simp, you wanna call him/her a simp but, not in a bad way, so u say:
-hey pal, your acting like norman
by Emo apple ray April 04, 2021
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A bloke into blokes who calls himself a 'Yeppa' and drives a red Land-Cruiser.
Norman's usually habe small size peens and a nice booty.
Oi, did you see that Norman, he was chasing another bloke.
by Blue_Balls July 17, 2020
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To have an erect penis that is not visible to the person who possesses it.
A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.
by Skack August 13, 2006
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