Neil is usually quite the man. He's good almost anything and he's a clean freak. He is usually tall and he's very generous. His words of affection will make any woman melt. Sometimes Neil's are creepy too.

tan
hot
lots of friends
pretty good at sports
extremely loyal to his girlfreind and his friends
modest
all the girls want him but he is too modest to except it
gets all the pretty girls
see patrick

A nice guy who loves a good joke, isn't disrespectful to others, hates bad words, and has millions of friends. Traditionally an actor/writer/dreamer with brownish red hair. Fun to be around, sometimes annoying but often quite awesome. Trust worthy but can't keep a secret.

A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.

Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.

(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes

One of the few people in the world who actually UNDERSTAND humour but also the way the world works. Deep thoughts about politics, religion and all the other boring stuff are his main jam. Your mantra is simple; Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, I'll be the first person of something too.