That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.
Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013
A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.
It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.
by Iscariom January 15, 2020
threesome with two guys and a girl
guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;
so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person
corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;
so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person
corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.
Other guy: Who was strawberry?
Other guy: Who was strawberry?
by Faye Grant April 25, 2008
Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner.
"Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face."
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
by Satanigers April 25, 2007
An unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving anal bleaching. Named after the popular Neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circumstance.
"Dude, I wasted a hundred bucks on that anal bleaching. I had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my ass looks like a god damn tub of Neapolitan ice cream."
by thestarfish May 27, 2012
When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.
Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.
by Dawso35 May 12, 2008
When a women receives a multi-racial triple penetration from an African American, Hispanic, and Caucasian man simultaneously. IE: Mouth, Anus, Vagina.
"Dude! I heard Laurie had a Neapolitan last week with Tyrone, Jose, and John. Ho fo sho!"
"I just had my first Neapolitan. I am stuffed!"
"I just had my first Neapolitan. I am stuffed!"
by LittleDickMrMerch October 21, 2014