High definition life. There really isn't any other way to explain this drug until you try it for yourself. It just makes everything perfect for a good 6 hours, and coming down on it isn't that bad either.
by phonebook March 4, 2008
A spiritually enlightening drug that makes one realize what a crazy, messed up world we really live in. Everything seems more beautiful, nature is more appreciated, and one may experience open and/or closed-eye visuals, often of colourful patterns, or other things depending on amount taken. Best results occur when mushrooms are chewed then swallowed. The senses may also experience new things while on this drug, such as brighter lights, hearing new sounds, etc.
Mushrooms made me realize how beautiful and nice nature is, and I thought I was a hippie for 6 hours. They made me understand that this world is so fucked up and that nothing is original or right, and that we must achieve this state in reality in order to live a fulfilling life. Similar to the beliefs of buddhism though the religion does not accept drugs.
by AshleyIsAHippie June 18, 2005
by _allismine_ May 23, 2006
The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."
by Mo'$ the 2nd May 30, 2005
A fungi that when ingested(depending on the amount) will produce cool visuals(intense colors, extremely glowy lights, traces on objects that move, ect) and in some cases hallucinations. Sold by 8ths with caps and stems. Best taken with a small group of close friends, and for the love of god dont get seperated(especially not in a rainy meadow with nothing around it except gloom). Good when combined with items such as cool cups and playdo.
by Rusty Shakelford February 18, 2005
it's when you get told shit that is not true. Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed shit. So all you get is shit, just like mushrooms.
james ''hey there's a rollercoaster that can go 500 mph!'
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''
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by hurricane katrina survivor January 31, 2007