When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.
guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Venix13 January 11, 2010
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The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!
by Kaj Darkwind May 15, 2010
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when a gay male slaps his penis on the forehead of another male, marking him as his sex slave with a mushroom-shaped mark.
During sex he slapped his penis on his partners face leaving a mushroom stamp.
by Skippy1970 July 23, 2012
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to leave a mushrooom shape on a girls face after slapping her with your shlong
by huegerecsion May 12, 2009
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a large mushroom shaped mark created by the effect of a dick-slap straight to a face or more specifically cheek and forehead region.
Freddy got pissed at his girlfriend. he then proceeded to give her a large mushroom stamp.
by yjedagrasil June 18, 2009
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When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face
Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar
by Jim I am September 14, 2021
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When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp
Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it
by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016
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