A derogatory term used to describe or depict a person, place, event, or situation. The term “murph” originated in the halls of Delta Phi nu chapter at Lehigh University. “Murph” can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or a combination of them all. Being referred to as a “murph” is considered to be one of, if not the worst insult possible. The term “murph” can be thought of as a combination of the following words: bitch, loser, wimp, quitter, dropper, dick, deutsch, deutsch bag, cunt, piece of shit, homo, fag, queer, fairy, and pillow biter.
-"I don't think I can play in today's game my leg hurts."
-"Shut the fuck up stop being a murph."

-"Oh shit, I forgot waits again, my bad."
-"Fuck you, you're a murph."

-"I can't drink anymore of this, here you take it."
-"Yea you would pass that shit...fuck you murph."

-"Stop murphin around!"

-"What the fuck are you wearing you look like a murph."

-"You dropped that pass faster than murph."

-"What the fuck is that smell...smells like murph just walked through here."

-"Look at those Knicks...what a buncha murphs."
by moose121 April 26, 2007
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Muscular, ripped, cut up, thick, huge, strong.

"Murph" guys can be nicknamed "Murphy" as well.

Originated from the hawaiian islands. No clue how.
LocalBraddah: Ho, check out that murph guy right dea!

"Sup, Murphy."
by HawaiianBongoBear March 05, 2010
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a verb; to mish it home or to your destination whilst inebriated without the aid of an automobile.
I murphed it home at 3 am saturday morning

I was totally rennelling this girl but decided to murph it home on a scooter after seeing her moccasin tan
by rennell October 13, 2009
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When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.
person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!
by ellejhay May 31, 2006
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Murphing, murph,murphed. is also known as an Irish Good Bye. To be engaged in a gathering of friends and suddenly disapear for the night with out ANY good byes
Hey Kim have you seen Ken! No he was just here, he might have murphed!
by Ktcb123 May 19, 2015
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to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever
wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it
by the garrett January 25, 2004
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adj. a person that screws something up

used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."

"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 23, 2011
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