by Jared73 October 20, 2005
When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
by Harry-J54 May 09, 2009
by Rockaway Boys January 01, 2011
The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
by Sammvv February 27, 2016
To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.
Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
by redsevenx February 10, 2013
by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008
(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
by whatsthewordwordword September 01, 2015