by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018
by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018
Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.
by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 02, 2021
A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
by Genwal November 07, 2017
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WBPrime August 14, 2021
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 September 15, 2019