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When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.
Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.
by LJCCHI April 12, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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