mount

A position in grappling or bjj, where someone is on top of another's chest with their knees touching the ground.

He took the fight to the ground got mounted and rained down bombs on his opponent.

by ArchStanton September 21, 2005

mount

to dominate another person, normally of the same sex, by dry humping the shit out of them. This renders the victim helpless, thereby making him a total pussy and a great target for verbal humiliation.

Damn Jerry! Rick just mounted the mess out of you! You're so gay!!!

-What's wrong Morty? You look overwhelmed and depressed.
-I am. Janet just mounted me.
-Hahahaha you just got mounted by a girl!! TOOL!

by maskedMounter March 25, 2009

mount

when bored in class you put your desk on the chair of the person sitting in front of you and say aloud "MOUNT!" get the entire class to mount

yesterday I mounted kat's chair
MOUNT!

by blu3hat January 27, 2011

Mount

Is a sexual connotation for sexual intercourse. It can be used in both heterosexual and homosexual intercourse as it means to "get on" someone and to fornicate with the persons.

guy#1: Blud; tell me you see that peng ting over there!

guy#2: Sht fam! I would mount that anyday!

by Wiseguyz? April 13, 2009

Mounted

1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge

Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

Mount

A mount is a position of one being (he) sitting on another (she) She will lay down on her back and he will put his butt on her stomach. His crotch will also be wrapped around her waist. Her legs will be behind his butt. Vice versa. This can be used for mating, wrestling, and home wrestling. Mating) You can kiss ur mate or squeeze her b00bies.

Wrestling) You can pin ur opponent down with this position
Home wrestling) u can do multiple things from this position, u can punch ur opponent, u can sit and fart on their face, u can also just sit their and make them cry. I usually start to teabagg them.

1) Grace: Get on my body mark
2) And Mark takes the mount winning the match!
3) Grace: fight me!!

Mark: *Mounts her in mount position*
Grace: Get off of me mark!!
Mark: Ima teabagg u
Grace: NOOOO
*Inserts sweaty stinky hairy nuts into graces mouth*

by fortnitetyceno2kbro June 21, 2020

the mount

A hood in da Nati where the gangstas and dealers rule and all the police got shot or joined gangs. People often use the phrases "worse than Hell", and "Birthplace of evil" in describing it. To this date, the only area reportedly worse than this place of death is Kentucky, home of mullets and banjos.

No one visits the mount and lives to tell about it.

by G dawg S February 24, 2004