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noun. That guy. One who asks you to touch him were he pees. Not necessarily the guy you want to be, but will help you to be the guy you do. One who does more in a weekend than most do in their entire lives.
Did you see John hitting on that girl last night? He was almost as smooth as The Mother Fuckin' A.J.!
by Just Donnie May 23, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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