Urban Dictionary: The Monster mash

A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.

I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!

by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019

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monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 06, 2020

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monster mash

when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection

beau was having trouble dr'ing this girl because he was too drunk, so he used the monster mash method.

by Duke Lacrosse April 26, 2007

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Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.

Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?

by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

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monster mash

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.

Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.

by Fernando November 16, 2004

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Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

by Alex Smith March 25, 2005

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horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

by Paublo Sanchez June 30, 2006

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