The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
by CYPF. March 26, 2017
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A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.
by Victorianmonkey123$ October 8, 2018
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a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.
hes such a tumble monkey”
by cracker12111 December 21, 2017
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“hey babe you’re a turd monkey
“wtf is that”
kenna hobbs
by Brittan Piety August 20, 2020
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when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
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A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
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Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 10, 2015
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