The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar under the category "Mississippi." This is the worst kind of a burglar. Aside from the stealing, a Mississippi Burglar will rob your house, and then proceed to shit in your sink or various other locations. There are patterns to this however. Locations include: Sink, bed, under the bed, roof, ceiling, bathroom (without flushing), bathroom sink, bathtub, etc. The Mississippi Burglar has also been know to rob houses OUTSIDE of Mississippi. Be careful however. Yelling the name William Stump 3 times has been know to summon this fowl character. He has also been known to smear his shit all over the interior of your house or on the body of the owner of said home. Be careful, the holidays are coming!

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

A boy usually named Will who burglarizes homes. He then proceeds to scream "I'm the Mississippi Burglar!" And then shits in your sink. Don't temp this man. He will end you!