The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

A boy usually named Will who burglarizes homes. He then proceeds to scream "I'm the Mississippi Burglar!" And then shits in your sink. Don't temp this man. He will end you!