one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*
jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often
by hot smokin babe March 09, 2006
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Koby is the MULLET DADDY 😍😍
his HOT ASF and is always on his THRONE (the toilet) HES TAKEN by the one and only donkeyyyy his funny smart, got the best personality ANDDD GOT THE BEST CUDDLES. he LEGIT loves food SOOO MUCH and has got a fatty 🍑🍑idc what yous say but i'd take a bullet for this mf 💗
his mum- anyone hungry

koby metcalf - FUCK YEAH
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When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
by Fatass650 October 23, 2011
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To hang up on your current phone call in favour of a new incoming call, citing I have an important person calling me before hanging up.
I have been Metcalfed, while I was speaking to a mate he just hung up when his phone rang with another caller.
by Sundodger70 April 16, 2019
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A school located in on the exact border between Burnsville and Eagan. It is one out of three junior highs in district 191. Aside from its bugs and teachers who never seem to age, there is quite the mix of kids. From preppy kids who think they're the crap, to ghetto kids who hang out in gangs. Though going there is a pain in the butt, it is still better than its counterparts aka Eagle Ridge (annoying ass rich thots and tools) and Nicollet (scary hood kids & dirty faucets) Beware the STEM kids at Metcalf are quite...nerdy. Metcalf is known for its chess team that places nationally, but to the students who aren't on the team, it is a thing used to make fun of people. MJH also has many clubs that meet maybe twice a year and are a joke to not only the students, but also other schools.

*Can also mean a mixture on ghetto and preppy or two-faced
You're being such a metcalf junior high today. Ugh
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