Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

The Messiah of the RICO charge . A true hustler with book and street smarts .

The people’s champ.

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.

A nigga who has a steady yet bouncy jiggly ass.