Merlin's are paler then snow and their eyes can be as far as 3 feet apart. Although they may look like a whiter version of Pepe don't let their looks deceive you, they are multiple times smarter then Pepe with an IQ of 65 and have the problem solving of a potato. When losing in a argument Merlin's will try to use tactics like raising of the voice and will also try to spit out random facts to convince you that you're wrong. Most Merlin's are very annoying and suck at everything they do. But be wary, any contact with Merlin's will surely drop your IQ.
"Oh look at that feminist over there, she is pulling a Merlin ; better not get in her way."
"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."
"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."
by Merlin Reinders August 25, 2018
As we all know in english class sometimes our teacher will makes us watch Merlin. So Merlin is a show on netflix that has really good english speaking actors that can speak perfect english. Thats why english teachers makes us watch it. Also the show is about a teen around the 18th century and he lives in a town that the king has banned magic. Also as you guessed he has magic and he is also the princes survant. He is trying his best to protect the kingdom from all sorts of things and also trying to hide is magic abilities. To understand it better you need to start watching the series.
Mike:aw man we have english now and i havent done my homework
Alexander: Its ok man we are gonna watch Merlin today
Mike: hell yea
Alexander: Its ok man we are gonna watch Merlin today
Mike: hell yea
by Niga299 November 19, 2019
Merlin : I'm sad. :(
Someone : Why?
Merlin : My shoes got untied somehow.
Someone : *looks down
Merlin : *shows circle finger.
*Merlin gets punched in the face.
Someone : Why?
Merlin : My shoes got untied somehow.
Someone : *looks down
Merlin : *shows circle finger.
*Merlin gets punched in the face.
by Lil' fagit January 06, 2019
someone or something that is adorable, but specifically in the way that really old things are, which is why it is named for the famously old wizard Merlin. Can also be abbreviated to "Merls".
Friend: "my grandpa called last night to say how sad he is that Hillary Clinton won't be President. He said all he wanted was a female president in his lifetime and he's afraid he missed his only chance."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."
"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."
"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."
by idontknowwhyimdoingthis May 04, 2017
by Merlin Himself May 25, 2009
An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".
by DragonflyHeather August 07, 2007
A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
by electrical discharge March 14, 2014