mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 7, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

by EricShun808 March 16, 2021

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 2, 2017

gay mayonnaise

A very unfunny joke I made

A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "

by Just. A. Kaz June 10, 2022