The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it

An instrument used by Patrick star

White people.

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.