A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.
by Fuck You July 14, 2002
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Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
by Green Day July 03, 2013
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Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.
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A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.
Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
by my name is blank. September 18, 2006
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The woman that thinks she's a man, She created the group called SeaCross and she is the Grand Daughter of Leto and Daughter of Artemis.
Georgia Mayer is cool.
by Andrei Tumale May 21, 2020
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by Smyth Jackson January 30, 2011
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attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain
Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.
most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"
Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.
most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"
The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex
by Dear Fall December 31, 2011
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