Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.

Maxwell is a phantasmagorical person who never knows how to disappoint. A Maxwell will always make his girl feel like she's one of a kind and the only girl in the world. No matter what he does, he's always considered cute, loving and adorable. Maxwell plays sports, watches NCIS, and loves funny movies. He is a great baseball catcher but an even better pleaser. He will act like he's cool and all but in reality he is a sweetheart. His girlfriend likes him tremendously and can't wait to see him everyday. A maxwell is prone to having a weakness for ass and for boobs. Basically, he is the best Maxwell on the earth.

Maxwell is often known as Max. He is extremely althetic excelling in sports. Often is known for running. He knows how to impress the ladies, but he has that one special girl on his mind. He tall and extremely attractive. He falls for a girl very easily because of his big heart. Well liked by everyone.

To get spun or wrecked on the track.

Maxwell, he can have any emotion dont be suprised if hes sad, jelouse, or when he takes things to seriously because he will fond a way to get over it. Max can be annoying to most people but once you actually get to know him the part you thought was annoying ended up being funny. Max is a trouble maker he likes hanging with friends and going to stores, max will spend hours hanging out with people over the internet, on facetime or even in person, max is a loyal person when he likes a girl he likes her, max is usually into darker skin toned woman or woman with a sexy accent usually british or Australian. Max loves sports but he can have alot of frustration anger and gets mad for stupid reasons and hea very bad with sarcasm.

maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out...its a lost cause.

maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...

maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved

but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even

and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?

A maxwell is the most amazing guy you have ever met, he stands up for people and he appreciates you for who you are, he also loves to joke around and he just wants to be around you all the time. He gives you gifts and always comments how beautiful you are, he can swing both ways, and he loves irish... he is great in bed.