The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max
The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen
by Deep Throat 06 June 15, 2006
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Similar to min-maxing, minus any downsides. Creating a win-win situation.
Max-maxing is getting into a threesome with two hotties with negotiable morals and poor short-term memory. Completely consequence-free.
by ibelle42 May 23, 2010
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The art of being so perfect no one can compare.

You automatically win any argument.

Maxness is a sign of true royalty and perfection.

Instead of your highness, you are so perfect you become your maxness.
To be maxed out on your maxness.
by WarmthOfTheSand June 04, 2013
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Max is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Max is just Max. You have to love him, or hate him.
Max is who he is. Love him or hate him.
by lovernotafighter<3 November 12, 2010
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Chilling in the best way possible
"I'm just maxin, relaxin, it aint too taxin!"
by Booga December 15, 2003
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Max is special. He has this smile that just brightens up your whole day. He has a great sense of humor, and has a great taste in tv shows. He is extremely confusing, you'll never know what he honestly thinks about you, but that's okay, cause maybe you don't really need to know. Just seeing him makes you smile. He's a great guy, and whoever ends up with him is a very lucky person.
"Woah is that Drake?"
"Nah, that's just Max."
by Nerual_laureN July 26, 2014
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