when a metal band play soo awsomely that the audience headbang so ferociously that they actually snap off their heads.
boy 1- "hey did u go to that ------ concert last night?"
boy 2- "no why did anything happen"
boy 1- "yea there was a metal massacre at their solo"
boy 2- "oh god u serious"
boy 1- "yea but they were very awsome"
boy 2- "no why did anything happen"
boy 1- "yea there was a metal massacre at their solo"
boy 2- "oh god u serious"
boy 1- "yea but they were very awsome"
by thespirit July 08, 2009
Any hot looking Australian scene chick whose extremely bitchy, annoying, and a fake, but you still would want to fuck her. A "Jevee Massacre" would never talk to you unless you tell her she has nice shoes, hair, extensions, and or, nice fake eyebrows. Suddenly every girl on myspace around the world tries to be a one so they create an account & start stealing each others pictures. People now a days are becoming mentally pathetic but physically hotter at the same time.
Kid1: What time is it?
Jevee Massacre: *rolls her eyes*, *walks away*
Kid2: Hey nice shoes, Jevee.
Jevee Massacre: thank you, I bought em yesterday at some asian store
Kid2: Btw, what time is it?
Jevee Massacre: oh, you're wasting my time, *evil satanic look*
Kid1&2: Can we fuck you?
Jevee: *disappears*
Jevee Massacre: *rolls her eyes*, *walks away*
Kid2: Hey nice shoes, Jevee.
Jevee Massacre: thank you, I bought em yesterday at some asian store
Kid2: Btw, what time is it?
Jevee Massacre: oh, you're wasting my time, *evil satanic look*
Kid1&2: Can we fuck you?
Jevee: *disappears*
by brotherfucker September 15, 2007
a beast on myspace who lies about her age but is 14 years old and technically a baby prostitute. she photoshops her face and hair so much that you wouldn't recognize her in person, or you would mistake her for a drag queen.
by lalatitatalala April 07, 2008
by FukJerry February 11, 2019
the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.
Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.
Guy2: Why man?
Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.
Guy2: Why man?
Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.
by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009
The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3
by haiiiii'mcoolnstuffff April 16, 2009
a girl or guy who has braces which then gives oral to the opposite sex leaving scratches and bleeding;uncontrollable pain for the other person.
by experiencer December 25, 2009

