The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
by Zac and A. Cash December 16, 2006
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A glitch that took place on 6-6-06 in the popular online role playing game "RUNESCAPE" by Jagex LTD. What happened was that a man found a glitch in one of the new player owned houses that allowed you to attack players OUTSIDE of the wilderness, he went through the runescape town of Fallador killing tons of innocent players. The glitch was caused because the construction skill was new, there for loaded with bugs.
Normally players can't attack other players unless they are in the wilderness or a minigame of some sort.
Player1: D00d! I just lost My Party hat in the falldor massacure!
Player2: It's spelled fallador massacre and one more thing... HAHAHAHA
by XXX Jeremy XXX November 29, 2006
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How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is played live in front of a large group of people.
The 2004 Tsunami was bad but nothing like a Miley Cyrus concert.

I tried to talk her out of it but my late best friend just had to attend the latest miley {massacre}.
by lollerskatastic August 24, 2010
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A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.
Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.
by Mandee507 October 28, 2007
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A near-impossible sexual feat where one person has sex with every member of a social group or organization.
Did you hear about John? He fucked the entire cheerleading team! He pulled off a clique massacre!
by alskeixnsm May 26, 2015
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