The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
by SadCoincidence September 16, 2006
Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.
You: How's that turn out?
Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.
You: How's that turn out?
Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.
by The Mad Mailman January 31, 2011
When you prop up on the toilit and take a shit so fierce that your anus ruptures cause a violent flowing package of shit and blood leading to a bloody mailman
by Hellcross April 21, 2016
the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.
Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010
by BOOOOOOENSON February 10, 2005
When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.
Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.
by Provider2.0 February 01, 2018
by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016