When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.

A person to whom does not contain the drive to become successful at ones job delivering the mail. Typically has a credit score below 500.

Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.

|ˈmālˌ*manˈsin*drōm|
noun

The condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.