A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.
by The Dutch Dictionary October 01, 2003
by Brokendiehl January 12, 2019
A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay
1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!
by Jezz February 13, 2004
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
by walkingxdisaster October 24, 2012
by Dream King December 19, 2010
by Ryan000 June 03, 2007