Urban Dictionary: The Lube

Boob lube

When your boobs sweat tremendously

I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 11, 2019

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Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 May 24, 2018

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Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

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Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.

Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.

by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020

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numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 15, 2021

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D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

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drift lube

Snow that makes your car go slideways

Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight

by Dashakid April 04, 2016

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