It's where you take a shit and it comes out clean; a clean-shit. But instead of just leaving it, you wipe, losing the point of a clean-shit.
Mom: Why are you so sad?
You: Nothing.
Mom: Tell me or you're grounded?
You: I was going to not have to wipe after I took a shit, because it came out clean, but I still wiped, I encountered The Loss.
Mom:Oh shit son.
You: Nothing.
Mom: Tell me or you're grounded?
You: I was going to not have to wipe after I took a shit, because it came out clean, but I still wiped, I encountered The Loss.
Mom:Oh shit son.
by azuretheone February 26, 2019
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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