An unspeakable act between a male and a female which involves the use of Lube, goggles, handcuffs, and an axe. The act itself has never been witnessed and has only been mentioned in historical texts.

The action of consuming cock through any part of the body

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

A god, creator, and supreme being. A god who many aspire to please in his poopy ways.

l.o.p means loss of privileges. In prison loss of privileges means not being able to call, write to family members or contact basically.
To be off lop means to have them back.

A person with a lopsided ass