Urban Dictionary: The Koala

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you

“Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny

by Dcutt97 November 21, 2017

A form of spooning in which both parties are facing toward each other, bodies entwined.

Eric is koalaing Christie right now, dude; he is probably going to make her an omelette soon.

by Valicious April 21, 2017

A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.

Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.

by The Koala Man September 10, 2018

When a group of people with chlamydia having an orgy

How did you get sick?
I didn’t know it but I was at a koala orgy.

by LELEGOGo September 29, 2020

When a man falls asleep with his penis inside you for 22 hours.

I got good koala pussy Last night from Ty.

by HT23$ October 19, 2020

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

A person who sleeps all the time and is generally lazy.

by C921114 March 06, 2021