Urban Dictionary: The Knee

Squeeze between my Knees

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.

Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."

by TheFiend138 April 29, 2018

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stink knees

A condition one suffers for being on the receiving end in a glory hole with a very dirty floor.

Hopefully you were compensated well for your services at the hole last night so you can correct your stink knees.

by rkellystayswarm December 17, 2013

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slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 November 17, 2017

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snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

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Spaghetti Knees

When your legs give out. Usually caused by an extremely attractive person passing by.

"Yo when she walked by it about gave me Spaghetti Knees."

by GorillaKnees October 08, 2021

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virgin knees

knees that havent been used to kneel and give head

hey, sheilas got virgin knees. you wanna invite her over?

by evassssssss January 31, 2021

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summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe April 26, 2018

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