The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.