rules hyrule and thinks dinner is what all true warriors strive for. he makes link defeat gannon becuase he is to weak to do so himself. he is also the father of zealda (the princess of hyrule)

A swimmer

The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.

A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.

The King of Youtube and currently being challenged by Bitch Lasagna

A Theking is a synonym for trolling and fail. The term is widely used in irc to described a situation that has turned to the poofer.