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dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.
Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.
by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon
"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"
by genegine December 07, 2007
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